Chris L.

One night, little Timmy has a nightmare and goes to his parent's bedroom. Through the door, he hears: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10. He goes in and asks his father why they were counting. His father says: 1. I take my clothes off. 2. Your mother takes her clothes off. 3. I get in bed. 4. Your mother gets in bed. 5. I stick it in. 6. I take it out. 7. I get out of bed. 8. Your mother gets out of bed. 9. I put my clothes on. 10. Your mother puts her clothes on. Little Timmy nodded and went back to bed. The next night, little Timmy had another nightmare and went to his parent's room. He hears: 1,2,3,4,5,6,5,6,5,6,5,6,5,6,5,6...

funniness: 6.26

rating: PG