Moe R.

1. A man builds a house with all four sides facing south. A bear walks past the house. What colour is the bear? 2. Before the days of motor cars, a man rode into town on his horse. He arrived on Friday, spent three days in town and left on Friday. How is that possible? 3. Can a man legally marry his widow's sister in the state of Arkansas? 4. How much dirt is in a hole four feet deep and two feet wide? ANSWERS: 1. White. The house is built directly on the North Pole. 2. The horse's name was Friday. 3. No -- he is dead. 4. There's no dirt in a hole.

funniness: 7.30

rating: G