Rob S.

One day Hillary is out taking a walk and comes upon the words "Hillary sux!" written in piss. She says to her secret service men " I want to know who did this!" So they come back two days later and say, "Ma'am, we have bad news and worse news. The bad news is that it's the President's piss. The worse news is that it's Monica Lewinske's handwriting.

funniness: 5.31

rating: R