Nadine L.

A cop comes around a curve in the road and sees a bad accident. A man and a woman both dead from a car crash. The accident seems to have no explanation but he looks up on the hill and sees a monkey waving his arms at him as if to say something. The cop says, "Hey monkey, you know what happened?" Monkey: Motioning with his arms drinking a bottle of some kind. Cop: "They were drinking?" Monkey: Nods head vigorously. Cop: "What else?" Monkey: Mimics smoking a joint Cop: "They were smoking dope?" Monkey: Nods head vigorously. Cop: "There must have been more. This is a very strange accident. Monkey, what else?" Monkey: Mimics sexual relations. Cop: "They were screwing?" Monkey: Nods very vigorously. Cop: "This still doesn't make any sense. Hey monkey! What were you doing to know all this?" Monkey: Makes motion as if he were driving and looking behind him...

funniness: 7.30

rating: PG-13