Roadrunr O.

The Top ten worst Excuses used by Truckdrivers over an accident. 10. My truck was legally parked as it backed into another vehcle. 9. I hit a stationary truck that was coming from another direction. 8. Coming home, I drove into the wrong yard, and collided with a tree I don`t have. 7. The telephone pole was approaching fast. I attempted to swerve out of its path when it hit me. 6. In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole. 5. The guy was all over he road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him. 4. An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my truck and vanished. 3. I had been driving my truck for 40 years when I fell asleep and had an accident. 2. The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go--So I ran over him. And the #1 excuse is: I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my Mother-in-law,and headed over the embankment.

funniness: 6.43

rating: PG