Beth-Anne F.

A basketball player goes to the doctor office,"Doc, I have a problem that is a little embarrasing." The doctor asks what it is. The basketball player says, "Whenever I go up for a jump shot, and totally straighten my body, I let out a huge ripping fart. It doesn't smell but the sound kinda throws my teammates off." So the doctor asks him to demonstrate. So he pertends he is going up for a jump shot and lets out a huge one. The doctor says, "I can give you pills for the gas but we have to schedule an operation for your nose." The basketball player asks why. The doc replies, "Because that fart sure as hell stank!"

funniness: 6.39

rating: G