Bhavik S.

More useless knowledge to surprise your friends with. - The sperm whale has the heaviest brain of any creature that ever lived on Earth. - Julius Caesar, the famous Roman emperor, had all the hair on his body plucked. Baldness in ancient times was a sign of mascilinity. - Charles Dickens got paid penny per word for his novels. (Thus explains the length of "A TALE OF TWO CITIES") - Dinosaurs burped and farted. - A cockroach can live nine days without its head before starving to death. - The shortest war in history was 38 minutes between England and Zanzibar. - A polar bear's skin is black. The fur is not white. It is actually clear. - William Shakespeare, the English genius, invented the words "assassination" and "bump." - Women blink twice as much as men. - On average, a right- handed person lives nine years longer than a left- handed person. - If the population of China passed you in a single file line, it would never end because of the rate of reproduction. - China has more English speakers than the USA. - The longest name for a town in the world is 167 letters. - The longest word in the English language contains 1909 letters. It is the name for a part of DNA. - Vatican City is the smallest country in the world with aa population of 1000 and an area of 108.7 acres. - An elephant walks on its three toes. - A cow cannot give milk unless it has had a baby first. - The right arm of President Lincoln was longer than his left. This is because in the political campaigns, he would have his right arm shaked many times. - No portrait of Washington exist with his mouth open. He had wooden teeth and if were to open his mouth, his teeth would fall out. - Washington never chopped down a cherry tree. - Marie Antoinette never said "Let them eat cake." It was rumored that she did to stir hatred against her.

funniness: 7.42

rating: PG