Maarten V.

A modest young lady had just purchased some lingerie and asked if she might have the sentence, "If you can read this, you're too damned close" embroidered on her panties and bra. "Yes, madam," said the clerk, "I'm quite certain that could be done. Would you prefer block or script letters?" "Braille!" she replied.

funniness: 7.12

rating: PG