Funny M.

A nun at a catholic school was going around her class asking the students what they wanted to become when they grow up. "I want to be a Firefighter!" said Johnny. "I want to be a Secretary!" said Nicole. "I'm going to be a Lawyer!" said Andrew. The class went on like this, and finally, it came to be Katie's turn, and she proudly said, "I'm going to be a Prostitute!" With this, the nun fainted dead on the floor, and when she came to, she looked into the crowd, found Katie, and asked, "WHAT did you say?" "I said I want to be a Prostitute!" "Thank God! I thought you said you were going to be a protestant!"

funniness: 5.73

rating: PG