Zac C.

1970: Long hair 2000: Longing for hair 1970: The perfect high 2000: The perfect high yield mutual fund 1970: KEG 2000: EKG 1970: Acid rock 2000: Acid reflux 1970: Moving to Calif. because it's cool 2000: Moving to Calif. because it's warm 1970: Growing pot 2000: Growing pot belly 1970: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents 2000: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your kids 1970: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 2000: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 1970: Seeds and stems 2000: Roughage 1970: Popping pills, smoking joints 2000: Popping joints 1970: Our President's struggle with Fidel 2000: Our President's struggle with fidelity 1970: Paar 2000: AARP 1970: Killer weed 2000: Weedkiller 1970: Hoping for a BMW 2000: Hoping for a BM 1970: The Grateful Dead 2000: Dr. Kevorkian 1970: Getting out to a new, hip joint 2000: Receiving a new hip joint 1970: Rolling Stones 2000: Kidney Stones 1970: Being called into the principal's office 2000: Calling the principal's office 1970: Screw the system 2000: Upgrade the system 1970: Peace sign 2000: Mercedes logo 1970: Parents begging you to get your hair cut 2000: Children begging you to get their heads shaved 1970: Taking acid 2000: Taking antacid 1970: Passing the drivers test 2000: Passing the vision test 1970: Whatever 2000: Depends

funniness: 6.17

rating: PG