Lonnie R.

He lied on the stand, With his cigar in his hand. It's such a big mess, Even on Lewinsky's dress. He said straight out, That he had no relations. While Lewinsky pouts, Tripp taped all conversations. Starr rage on with tongue on fire, Clinton you scum your just a big liar. But why just blame Clinton alone. The problem runs all through the home. True each Clinton is quite a disgrace, And now that White House is a dark place So in regard to Clinton, it has to be said, The wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead.

funniness: 4.52

rating: PG