Faisal M.

The US Airborn squad appointed a new chief commander for training. On the first training mission he finds a soldier who is really scared. Commander: Son, you don't worry about it, you just keep talking to me with your walkie talkie after you jump and I will let you know when to open your chute! Soldier: Yes sir. I can never thank you enough for that sir! And off the soldier jumps in mid air. Soldier: Sir I am at 20,000 feet. Commander: It's too early son. Soldier: Sir I am at 10,000 feet. Commander Son, why so nerveous, still too early. Soldier: Sir I am at 5,000 feet. Commander: Relax, drink something. It's still too early. Soldier: Sir I am at 2,000 feet! Commander: I said it was too early! Soldier: Sir I am at 500 feet. ----no reply----- Soldier: Sir I am at 10 feet, now what? Commander: Oh common, no need for a chute, you can jump it!

funniness: 3.81

rating: G