Jennifer M.

An old lady was waiting for the bus. Because she had been mugged so many times on the street she kept all of her money in her underpants. When the bus finally came she dug in her underpants and pulled out a quarter to pay for her bus fare. The bus driver looked down at the coin she had submitted and said, "I'm sorry ma'am but we don't take scabs!"

funniness: 3.86

rating: PG