Fawaz A.

As the elite US troops landed on Somalia, many skirmishes occured with US troops being on top all the time--poor Somalis were starving and spent. One US soldier brought with him into Somalia a cat he was very proud of. He loved watching his cat dominate other cats. At first sighting of a Somali cat the trooper sended his cat after it. Pow! Pow! And his cat comes back heavily defeated and scared. He grabed his cat and went to investigate why the other cat defeated his biomechanically trained cat. He traced the Somali cat, only to find it to be a starving and malnourished African lion!

funniness: 3.58

rating: G