Aaron Y.

Accountants do it with double entry. Acupuncturists do it with a small prick. Ambulance drivers come quicker. Australians do it down under. Bankers do it with interest. Bartenders do it on the rocks. Chess players check their mates. Cops do it with cuffs. DJs do it on request. Deep-sea divers do it under extreme pressure. Dentists do it orally. Detectives do it under cover. Don't do it with bankers, most of them are tellers. Engineers do it to specification. Firemen do it with a big hose. Frank Sinatra does it his way. Garbagemen cum twice a week. Gardeners do it in the bushes. Gas attendants pump all day. Housewives do it for an allowance. Jockeys gallop hard and finish fast. Landlords do it every 1st of the month. Mountain climbers like to be on top. Pianists touch, tickle, and titilate! Pizza delivery men come in 30 minutes or it's free. Truckers do it in the road. Travel agents do it in lots of different places. Waiters and waitresses do it for tips. Watch out for tennis players--love means nothing to them! Zoologists do it with animals.

funniness: 6.40

rating: R