Gonzo N.

A new ice cream store opened up around the corner. The owner said he could make ice cream taste like anything you want or he'll give you a thousand dollars. This man went into the store and said, "I would like a cunt flavored ice cream." The owner replied, "Come back tomorrow and I'll have it ready." The man thought he had the money in the bag. He went back the next day and asked for the ice cream. The owner gave it to the man and the man grabbed the ice cream and took a lick. The man said, ."This taste like shit!" The owner replied, "You took too big a lick!"

funniness: 6.19

rating: R