Holly B.

My name is Monday. I work on Tuesday. Tuesday is my secretary. She has ruby red lips... Even on her face. One day, we went to a party. On the way there we got a flat tire. She pumped while I jacked, Then I pumped while she jacked. When we got to the party everyone was jumping for Joy. She was hanging naked from the chandelier. They were also blowing Bubbles. He was having the time of his life. When we left the party, we went back to her place. I was kissing her ruby red lips when her boyfriend walked in. She shut her legs and broke my glasses. Then he told me to beat it, so I did. Then I left!

funniness: 3.59

rating: PG