Emma W.

One day a couple go to the beach..... they had apicnic and drunk lots of apple juice which was unfortunatly also a laxative. As they had the beach to themselves they started to feel randy and started tounching and playing with each other. Finally when they were both laying naked on the sand, the woman said, "I've got sand in my arse!" without hessitation the man sticks his tounge in there hoping to plop out some sand and juice. Suddenly the woman needed to fart and without warning pumped lots of diareor and went sand into the man's mouth. He sat up and said, "you really are feeling randy aren't you darling, let's go to the hotel, the sand is all wet here"

funniness: 3.55

rating: R