Nikki B.

A lady is visiting the zoo, and as she watches the monkeys she notices a monkey sticking a banana up his ass. The lady is discusted so she goes to a zoo keeper and tells him about the monkey. The zoo keeper says, "Oh that's Fred the Monkey. A while ago he swallowed an apple and wasn't able to pass it, so now he has been checking all of his food for size."

funniness: 4.65

rating: PG