Jumbo J.

One day a do-gooder guy saw a woman sobbing on the side of the curb, so he walks up to her to see if he can help. "What's wrong?" "Nothing." "Well, would you tell me what happened?" The do-gooder said,"Maye I could help." Then the woman began to cry, "I was assaulted." "Are you hurt?" "No." "Well, then you should be glad." That's when tear came pouring out uncontrollably. "He grabbed my chest from behind and said, "Damn it, it's a guy!"

funniness: 7.40

rating: PG