Jason H.

There was once this little girl, she had a dog named Baby. She decides one day to take Baby for a walk so she asks her mom if she can. Her mom says no sweetheart baby is in heat. The little girl asks what does that mean the mother replies, "Go ask you father." She went asks her dad, he does not feel like explaining it so he says, "Go take her for a walk but rub her down in gas, because Baby is like a car and needs gas." (This is just for covering the smell, so other dogs won't be able to know that Baby is in heat.) Well the little girl comes back about three hours later without Baby. Her dad asks where Baby is. She replies, "well Baby ran out of gas up the block, so some other dogs are pushing her home.

funniness: 6.45

rating: R