Brian H.

Michael Jordan used to make over \$300,000 a game: \$10,000 a minute assuming he averaged about 30 minutes a game. Assuming \$40 million in endorsements next year, he was making \$178,100 a day, working or not. Assuming he slept 7 hours per night, he made \$52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums danced in his head. If he went to a movie, it cost him \$9.00 (with a small pop), but he made \$18,550 while he was there. If he decided to have a 5 minute egg, he made \$618.00 while it was boiling. He made \$7,415.00 per hour more than the minimum wage. He made \$3,710.00 while watching an episode of "The Jeffersons." If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX (\$90,000), it would take him a whole 12 hours. If someone had to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to hand him \$2.00 every second. He probably paid around \$200.00 for a nice round of golf but he was reimbursed \$33,390.00 for that round. If you were given a tenth of a penny for every dollar he made, you'd be living comfortably at \$65,000.00 per year. Last year, he made twice as much as all of our past presidents for all their terms combined. Amazing isn't it? But: Michael will have to save 100% of all of his income coming in for 270 years to have a net worth equivalent to that of Bill Gates. In lame man's terms, or the translation is: I guess you can say that Nerds Rule! LOL :-) HA HA

funniness: 7.09

rating: PG