Black C.

A vampire walked into a resturaunt and asked for a cup of blood. The waiter gave it to him and the vampire walked out. A second vampire walked in and asked for a hot cup of blood. The waiter gave it to him and the vampire walked out. A third vampire walked in and asked for a hot cup of water. The waiter asked, "What's wrong with you? You're a vampire and you don't want blood?" The vampire smiled, pulled a used tampon out of his pocket and exclaimed, "Tea time!"

funniness: 6.48

rating: R