Moe R.

Little Johny asks the teacher, "How many feathers are there on a bird's wing?" The teacher answered, "I don't know." Little Johny then asked, "How many stripes are there on a bee's body?" The teacher answered, "I don't know" Then Little Johny asked, "How many lives does a cat have?" Happily the teacher answered, "Nine lives." Little Johny followed up, "How come you know so much about pussy and nothing about the birds and the bees?"

funniness: 7.36

rating: R