Aaron B.

A Texas-native preacher goes to visit Russia on a mission trip. As they are going through the countryside, they stop and talk to a Russian farmer. After viewing the man's farm, the Texan looks and says, "This is nice, but at home I have a farm that if I start driving my tractor west in the morning, by sunset I still haven't reached the other side." The Russian farmer looks at the Texan sadly and says, "Yes, I had a tractor like that once, too."

funniness: 5.56

rating: G