Studd M.

What's red and scratches at the door? A baby in a microwave. What's sicker than a pile of 1000 dead babies? A pile of 1000 dead babies with 1 on the bottom trying to eat its way out. What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't use a pitchfork for the bowling balls.

funniness: 2.96

rating: R