Cole G.

A man goes into a bar with a woman and orders a drink for himself. He then tells the bartender to, "Give the old douche bag whatever she wants." The bartender, being a gentleman, says, "That ain't no way to talk about the lady". Turning to the woman he ask, "Pardon me mam, what would you like to drink?" She replys, "Ooooh.... I don't know...just give me a vinegar and water."

funniness: 4.31

rating: R