Krista L.

A man went to the doctor one day and sat down on the table. "What seems to be the problem?" asked the doctor. "Doc, my dick is orange," said the man. "Come back in a week and we'll see if there is any change." the doctor told the man. A week later, the man came back, "Doc, my dick is still orange." "What do you do for a living?" asked the doctor. "Nothing, I'm unemployed." replied the man. "What do you do all day?" asked the doctor. "Ah, just sit around and watch porn videos and eat Cheetos."

funniness: 7.38

rating: R