Andre C.

An 80 year old man was walking down the sidewalk one day. As he was walking, he saw a nice little frog sitting on the ground. The frog looked at the old man and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." Without hesitation, the old man picks up the frog and puts it in his shirt pocket. As the old man continues to walk, the frog says to him, "Why haven't you kissed me?" The old man replies, "At my age, I'd rather have a talking frog!"

funniness: 6.51

rating: PG