Mike U.

One day a little boy is taking a shower with his dad. He looks down and sees his Dad's penis, and askes, whats that? His dad replies, "That's my snake." The next day he is taking a shower with his mom, and looks down and sees her pussy, and askes whats that. His mom says that's her garden. The next night the boy is sleeping with his parents, and looks under the covers, and starts to scream, "Mommy mommy, daddy's snake is crawling in your garden."

funniness: 6.42

rating: R