Danya K.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Hey! no mushrooms. Get out." The mushrooms says, "Hey, what's the matter? I'm a fun guy." A termite went into a bar and asked, "Is the bar tender here?" A pork chop walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

funniness: 4.03

rating: G