Rachel R.

A man walks into a whore house, and says, "I know it's a long shot, but do you have any blonds, about 5'4"?" "You are lucky! I think I have the perfect slut for you. Follow me!" The man at the desk said, and started to walk toward the elevator. They got to the 11th floor, then walked to the end of the hallway. He opened the door and said, "Enjoy!" There, on the bed, was a drop dead beautiful woman. She had tight, full tits, long blond wavy hair, and an overall beautiful body. The man was amazed. After just a few minutes of fucking her, he started to wonder why she was so quiet. She wasn't moving into him at all. She had a tight pussy and it was the greatest sex he had ever had, but this girl was silent and don't have any movement. He thought, "What the hell, this is great, I might as well keep on going!" An hour later, he noticed that there was white stuff coming out of her ears, eyes, nose, and mouth. He went down stairs, and told the man at the desk all about it. "Dorris," the man at the desk said to the janitor, "the dead one is filling up again."

funniness: 6.29

rating: R