Kenny G.

Two Arkansas boys had received failing grades from their female "sex education" teacher. "I swear," said the first boy, "we should get her for this." "I agree," said the second. "I mean who need this sex education stuff anyway? We already know all there is to know about sex." The boys pondered this thought momentarily. "Yeah, let's get her," the first boy said angrily, "we'll grab her when she comes out of school, throw her to the ground, you hold her down...and I'll kick her in the nuts!"

funniness: 7.11

rating: R