Helen H.

Impeach the President! Do it now! He's always lying down Anyhow. I take it back. He was in a chair. Of course, we all know How that fared. Now Monica, She got a dress. Clinton stained it, So it's a mess. Now Clinton here, He got a tie. When Ken Starr saw it, He thought he would die. The President lied and Went before a Grand Jury. When the people heard, They were in a fury. We wondered why we were Called pigs in a foreign land. Because of this scandal, I think we all understand. We need a president, Not an infidel. This one we got, He can GO TO HELL.

funniness: 3.53

rating: PG