Chris B.

You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen, But do you remember him, The only reindeer missing a limb. Fester the Gangreen Reindeer had a bad infected leg, So they amputated it, and replaced it with a peg, All of the other reindeer used to laugh in Fester's face, They wouldn't let poor Fester park in a good wheelchair space. Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say, Fester with your leg that's fake, What good kindling wood you'd make. Then how the reindeer loved him, as they shouted out with glee, Fester the Gangreen Reindeer, you're our favorite amputee.

funniness: 6.33

rating: PG