Dennis V.

A man sitting in a bar was complaining to his friend that he was still single. His friend asked him how this could happen. He answered, "Well, I'm looking for the perfect woman, I'm not going to settle for the first one that comes along." After a couple of weeks they meet again in the same bar, and the friend informes about his progress on his search. He said, "I've found the perfect woman." The friend replies, "So why are you looking so unhappy?" He replied, "She was looking for the perfect man."

funniness: 6.84

rating: PG