Luis P.

A woman goes travelling for two days to visit a sick friend. When she returns to the apartment, her son hugs her and says, "Mom, mom, guess what happened yesterday? While I was playing inside the closet, dad entered in the room with the neighbor. They removed the clothes. They lied in bed, and then dad jumped on top of her and..." The mother grabs the son's hand and says, "Don't say anything else, we will wait for your father to return and you will repeat that, just as you told me!" The father comes back from work and the woman screams at him, "I am gone. I'm packing my suitecases and I am leaving!" "But why?" the dad asks. The mother goes back to the son and says, "Speaks, son. Tell him what you told me!" So the boy says, "Yesterday, while I was playing inside the closet, dad entered the room with the neighbor. They removed the clothes. They lied in bed. Dad jumped on top of her and then they had wild sex like you and uncle Manoel did when the dad traveled last month."

funniness: 7.48

rating: R