Jan B.

Bob and Sue were trying to have a baby but nothing was happening, so they took a trip to the doctor to see if he could help. The doctor gave Bob a jar and said, "Go home and put a sperm sample in this jar and bring it back tomorrow and we'll run a count test." So the couple went home and went to the bedroom and got the jar out. Sue tried with her hands, then with her mouth. Then Bob tried with his hands then his mouth. They went next door and had Patty try with her hands and then her mouth and they just couldn't get the dam jar lid off.

funniness: 5.81

rating: PG