Chris M.

A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City and orders a beer. The local guy in the line behind him immediately gives him a verbal jab, "They don't serve beer here, you moron!" The German fellow felt embarrassed. However, he turned to the New Yorker with a surprised look on his face and begins to chuckle. "And what's so funny?" the New Yorker demands. "Oh, nothing really, I just realized how stupid you are. You came here for the food!"

funniness: 6.37

rating: PG