Brian L.

There was a red-head, a brunet and a blond all being sent to prison for twenty years. But they'll get twenty years supply of anything they want. The red-head said, "I want twenty year supply of alcohol." The brunet said, "I want twenty year supply of women." The blond said, "I want twenty year supply of cigarettes." Five, Ten, Fifteen, Twenty years pass. They open the red-head's cell and he stumbles out with beer bottles everwhere. They open the brunet's cell and a whole bunch of women walk out with their babies. They open the blond's cell and he asked, "Got a lighter?"

funniness: 7.07

rating: R