Arthur H.

This guy has a problem and goes to the doctor. The doctor asks, "What's the problem?" The guy pulls down his pants and pulls out his rather large and fat penis. The doctor asks, "That's your problem?" The guy replies, "Yes. Everytime I go on a date I smell the girl's perfume and when we get close I get this tent in my pants and it scares the girl off!" The doctor says, "I can't give medication for this. But I have a suggestion. Next time you go on a date try strapping it to your leg and that should hold it down." A couple of days later the doctor ran into the guy on the street and asked, "So, how did it go?" The guy replied, "I strapped it to my leg like you told me. Then I went on the date with the girl and everything was going well until it came time to take her home. I walked her up to the porch and she told me that she had a great time. Then we kissed. While kissing she dropped her purse. When she bent down to pick it up I got a shot down her shirt and I got excited and kicked her right in the face!"

funniness: 7.42

rating: R