Catherine G.

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes... There's too much fraternizing with the enemy. A baby first laughs at the age of four weeks, By that time his eyes focus well enough to see you clearly. Drive carefully, It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker. Don't worry about the world ending today... It's already tomorrow in Australia. Character is what you are. Reputation is what people think you are. Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this. A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't understand two things: 1. Women. 2. Fractions. The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

funniness: 7.56

rating: PG