Tyce F.

HUMoR OFF THE TEE! A wife asks her husband, "If I died, would you marry again?" "I would!" "And would you let her come into my house?" "I would!" "Would she be working in my kitchen?" "She would!" "Would she sleep in my bed?" "She would!" "Would she put her clothes in my press?" "She would!" "Would she have my Renault 4?" "She would!" "Would she use my golf clubs?" "DEFINITELY NOT!" "Why?" "She's left-handed!"

funniness: 7.03

rating: G