Meghan M.

There was a 43 year old man who one day really felt the urge to 69. He contemplated the thought for awhile then decided he was so horny that if he didn't 69 he would be devastated so he asked his wife. She was very surprised but said, "Sure, but only if you don't mind that it's that time of the month." He really was horny so he said, "Fine." They were really getting into it when there was a knock at the door. They ignored it but the caller was very persistent. Finally the man looked out the window, and it was the postman with a package. He realized that it was his anniversary present for his wife so he decide to get it. However the postman was getting more and more impatient, he was about to leave. So, his wife told him that if the postman asked about his face to tell him that he had been eating a jam sandwich. He reluctantly agreed and went to the door. The whole time he was signing for the package the postman was staring at his face. In exasperation the man said, "I was eating a jam sandwich." The postmans gaze did not drift, he said, "Excuse me sir, but I wasn't concerned about the jam around your mouth, I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead."

funniness: 6.40

rating: R