Andrew F.

Two years ago a man had just won the lottery. He was at work so his wife accepted the check. She was very worried because the man had just recovered from a heart attack and she was worried what would happen if he found out about it too soon. She called the pastor and asked if he could talk to the man. He agreed and said he would be there as soon as possible. When the man got home the pastor asked if they could go for a walk. While they were walking the pastor asked, "What would you do if you won the lottery?" The man replied, "Why, I'd give it all to the church." The pastor droped dead on the spot.

funniness: 5.38

rating: PG