Juan C.

One day I was walking down the street and I saw my cousin at a pet store buying a cat. A few hours later I went by his house and he had it stuck up his ass. He got it out and I just left. The next week I saw him at the pet store again, buying another cat, and had the same results. Finally the next week I saw him buying another cat at the pet store, and I said, "Hey Mike, you know all you're gonna do is get that cat stuck up your ass again." Then he says, "But Rich, how else am I suppose to get the gerbil out of my ass?"

funniness: 4.65

rating: R