Bobby H.

Once there was a mountain where when you jumped off it whatever you said you would turn into. Three guys went to the top and the first guy jumped off and said, "EAGLE." So he turned into an eagle and flew away. The second guy jumped off and said, "DOG." So he turned into a dog and ran away. The third guy was just about to jump off when he tripped over a stone and fell over. "OH SHIT!" So he turned into a piece of shit and fell to a PLOP!!!

funniness: 4.98

rating: PG