Chris K.

A guy and a prostitute were in bed one night and the guy was eating out the prostitute. He's doing this for about 5 minutes and all of a sudden he finds a piece of bacon. He thinks to himself "What the hell is this about." But he ignores it and carries on. A few more minutes later he finds some peas, and he finally said, "Damn woman your sick!" And she says, "No I'm not sick, but the guy before you was."

funniness: 6.43

rating: R