Sydney J.

Three men, an American, a Japanese, and a Chinese, who were checking in at a hotel. The American went up to his room and the maid asked him if he wanted one sheet or two sheets. He replied, "One sheet please." Then the Japanese man went up to his room. His maid then asked him if he wanted one sheet or two sheets. He replied, "Two sheets please." Then the Chinese man went up to his room. His maid asked him the same question. "Would you like one sheet or two sheets?" The Chinese man replied, "IF YOU SHEET ON MY BED I WILL KILL YOU!"

funniness: 4.00

rating: PG