Ward N.

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? How do I set my laser printer on stun? If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? If God dropped acid, would he see people? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"? Why is it called tourist season if we cant shoot at them? Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

funniness: 6.43

rating: PG